Introducing the ‘Ryan Drake Meal’ and ‘Kev Nash Meal’… Kind Of

So maybe they haven’t officially launched meals for Hot 102.9 staff yet, but everyone else seems to have their own at McDonald’s. Remember the Travis Scott meal? And for Valentine’s Day, Cardi B and Offset got their own as well. It featured a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, a cheeseburger, side of Tangy Barbeque sauce, large fries, an Apple Pie, large Coke and a large Hi-C. Not bad!

If Hot 102.9’s staff did have their own meal, what would it include?

The Ryan Drake Meal

What you get: 9 pc. McNuggets, large fries, and an Oreo McFlurry

“I’m simple, I know.” Ryan Drake’s meal seems nice and easy, with some nuggets and fries and no drink, just a dessert. The strange thing is the 9 piece McNuggets, which must be a 10 piece with one taken out and eaten before it gets handed to you at the drive-thru.

The Kev Nash Meal

What you get: 6 pc. McNuggets, a double cheeseburger, small fries, medium Hi-C

The Kev Nash Meal would be a popular one if you could order it, it’s got a little bit of everything. What I find surprising is the small fries and medium Hi-C, hopefully it doesn’t leave you wanting more. Kev Nash did say an apple pie was a possible add, “if we’re feeling frisky.”

The Hooper Meal

What you get: a bacon McDouble, a McChicken, medium fries, and a large Coca-Cola Zero Sugar

Would you try the Hooper meal? If I had my own meal it’d include bacon on their cheeseburger, because why not. A medium order of fries is the perfect middle ground.

Bonus: The Faith Daniels Meal

What you get: Big Mac (extra slice of cheese), large fries, large Hi-C, an Oreo McFlurry

This one has got it all. Sure, Faith doesn’t work for Hot 102.9, but we always partner up each year for the Holiday Help Out and I couldn’t leave out her meal once she described it to me. Faith’s includes a Big Mac but with cheese on the top and bottom halves, so she can eat the top half first and the bottom half second, since she’s “weird like that.” The addition of a large Hi-C and a dessert is a great choice.

If you had your own meal, what would it be?